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teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

the-companions-doctor:

sharlina6:

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Fact of the Day: Cats have unattached collarbones, which means that they can fit through any aperture large enough to accommodate their heads. 

whenever someone judges me for wanting to be a cat I’ll just direct them to this

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May 20th, 2013 // 89,638 notes
somehideitbetter: fuckyeahsexyatheists: velma-dear: iconicmonsters: I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules. satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them. *Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist* I agree with all of these rules…I’m really uncomfortable now
deanisanactualprincess: jensenacklesruinedmylife: sendermage: #look at me with a completely straight face #and tell me that this isn’t a sitcom that you would watch the fuck out of #TELL ME [via crackedchassis] [x] #SOMEONE TELL MISHA it could play after these two

deanfuckingcas:

dat-assbutt-tho:

way-too-sarcastic:

reblogallthenerdythings:

As far as I can tell, if something starts with ‘M’, it’s bad news

  • Morgoth
  • Mordred
  • Mount Doom
  • Darth Maul
  • The Master
  • Moriarty
  • Morganna

Moffat

Mark Gatiss

METATRON

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May 17th, 2013 // 20,924 notes

accio-bradfordbadboi:

We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater.

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It also came with a little hat.

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My cat hates me.

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May 16th, 2013 // 53,807 notes